Blood Bank Supporters Pillows

Man taking Black Pudding to a Blood Bank

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Blood Donor

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

A vein of vampires

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'And this is Jim...he's responsible for marketing the hospitals.'

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Bad Blood.

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

'First, tell me your mother's maiden name.'

"I'm afraid this bank can't give you front loaded share options with 115% target bonus and £350,000 relocation expenses what about account or beans instead?"