Blood Donor Supporter Pillows

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Alms Bank

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Me and my money are soon parted

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

"Thank you."

"So what blood group are you?"

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Blood donor centre

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Rodin's Charity Collector

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

The shakedown escalates.

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

Make a Wish

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

A rise is out of the question Ruston, but you can have one of my suits I was going to give to Oxfam.

"So I look like someone who has something to give??!"