Blood Donor Pillows

Grapes Drinking Blood

Blood Bank

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Blood donor centre

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Blood Donor

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

A vein of vampires

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

A donor overcomes fear and risk with data and transparency in order to get funding.

Bad Blood.

Sperm Bank, the bank that likes to say yes... yes!... YES!