Donating Blood Pillows

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

New life (organ donation)

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"So what blood group are you?"

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Blood donor centre

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

Honey badger do care.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

Blood Donor

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

A vein of vampires

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

"Done saving the world for today."

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"