Blood Transfusion Pillows

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"So what blood group are you?"

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Blood Donor

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

A vein of vampires

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'

Operating Room.

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

American Red Cross and Pub

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Bad Blood.

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'