Blood Transfusion Pillows

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Blood Donor

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

A vein of vampires

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Grapes Drinking Blood

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Bad Blood.

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

Blood Bank