Blood Donation Pillows

Operating Room.

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Bad Blood.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

Blood Donor

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Blood Bank

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Blood donor centre

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

Honey badger do care.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

A vein of vampires

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"Done saving the world for today."