Blood Donation Pillows

Operating Room.

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Bets on fainting after giving blood

Bad Blood.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

Blood Donor

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Blood Bank

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

New life (organ donation)

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

Blood donor centre

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

Honey badger do care.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."