Blood Donor Enthusiast Pillows

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

The nonprofit dog fight.

"So what blood group are you?"

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Blood donor centre

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Blood Donor

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

A vein of vampires

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'