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'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Blood donor centre

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

Blood Donor

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

A vein of vampires

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Operating Room.

American Red Cross and Pub

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Don't think of it as tithing. Think of it as a cover charge.

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"