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"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"So what blood group are you?"

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

The shakedown escalates.

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

Blood Donor

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

A vein of vampires

'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'

"Thanks for being a donor."

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'