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'They're dog roses!'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

Blood Donor

inflation at Christmas

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

A vein of vampires

"I want to get him something for Christmas he's never had before."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Grapes Drinking Blood

"It's called tithing, not a flat tax of 10%."

"We couldn't have given her a BETTER birthday present, Agatha!"

"I have no idea why there has been zero company this year, but, hello, BEST holiday ever!"

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."

'I'm glad out parents aren't hung up about not spoiling us.'

'I try to keep the Christmas Spirit all year long, but usually run out of money in March.'

Santa with a mobile made from presents.