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Blood Donor With A Twist T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that playfully honor blood donors with witty quotes and creative designs. A great way to show support and add some humor to the gift of giving.
"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."
Onion operation.
'I gotta bad feeling about this.'
"So what blood group are you?"
"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."
The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.
'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'
"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."
Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?
"...that's the way, aha aha I like it, aha aha....!"
(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic
'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'
'He specializes in funny bones.'
'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'
Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.
Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts
A vein of vampires
Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.
'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'
Operating Room.
'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'
Grapes Drinking Blood
"Welcome to Smart Eating Weight Loss. We've changed our menu options... have you?"
"Open Wide and say, 'aaaaa-men'!"
"Happy birthday!"
Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!
'Great news! We found a donor body!'
"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"
Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"
'Sorry, you're not my type.'
"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."
"I got a watch of sorts when I retired...they gave me the old security camera I sat beneath for 20 years."
"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."
'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'
Blood Donor With A Twist T-Shirts Collection
Blood Donor With A Twist Mugs
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Blood Donor With A Twist Pillows
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Blood Donor With A Twist Prints
Browse our eye-catching prints that creatively honor blood donors. A thoughtful way to celebrate and inspire with humor and style.