Blood Donor With A Twist Pillows

Onion operation.

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

"So what blood group are you?"

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"...that's the way, aha aha I like it, aha aha....!"

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

A vein of vampires

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

"Open Wide and say, 'aaaaa-men'!"

Grapes Drinking Blood

"Welcome to Smart Eating Weight Loss. We've changed our menu options... have you?"

"Happy birthday!"

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

"I got a watch of sorts when I retired...they gave me the old security camera I sat beneath for 20 years."

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

'I never would have joined this group had I known about the uniforms.'