Blood Donor Champ Pillows

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Pearly King and Queen

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Social Worker

'Are we having fun yet?'

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"What are we doing wrong?"

"Thank you."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Schrodinger's kittens