Blood Donor Champ Pillows

Bets on fainting after giving blood

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Pearly King and Queen

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Movember

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Social Worker

'Are we having fun yet?'

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

Schrodinger's kittens

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...