Blood Donor Extraordinaire Gifts

'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'

'They're dog roses!'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

Blood Donor

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

inflation at Christmas

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

Thanks for the lift to the flower show. I support your volunteer efforts. They're lucky to have someone with your gardening experience. Hardly! Information. The ladies room is to the left, funnel cakes to the right.

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

A vein of vampires

"I want to get him something for Christmas he's never had before."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

Operating Room.

American Red Cross and Pub

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Grapes Drinking Blood

"I have no idea why there has been zero company this year, but, hello, BEST holiday ever!"

"We couldn't have given her a BETTER birthday present, Agatha!"

"It's called tithing, not a flat tax of 10%."

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

'I'm glad out parents aren't hung up about not spoiling us.'

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."

'I try to keep the Christmas Spirit all year long, but usually run out of money in March.'

Santa with a mobile made from presents.