Blood Donor Gifts

Grapes Drinking Blood

Blood Bank

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"So what blood group are you?"

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Blood donor centre

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

Blood Donor

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

A vein of vampires

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

American Red Cross and Pub

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

A donor overcomes fear and risk with data and transparency in order to get funding.

'Sorry, you're not my type.'