Sperm Donor Gifts

Sperm bank 'Thank you for coming'

Sperm Bank, the bank that likes to say yes... yes!... YES!

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"So what blood group are you?"

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

Blood Donor

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'

'Need some kidneys.'

Operating Room.

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.