Sperm Donor Stories Gifts

'Forget it - I knew a guy who went there once and he got slapped with 387 paternity suits.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"So what blood group are you?"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

Blood Donor

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'

American Red Cross and Pub

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Grapes Drinking Blood

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

'Tall, good-looking, muscular and wealthy! I can see where you are coming from Mrs Willets but that's not how it works.'

Sperm Bank, the bank that likes to say yes... yes!... YES!

Sperm bank 'Thank you for coming'

Greeting Cards/Get Well, Donor.

'All your vital signs look great. We are just waiting for a donor body...'

'No this is not where you pick up your lottery winnings. But, since you are here...'

Reunion of organ donors

'It appears that Medical Science has turned down the offer of my body.'

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

Organ Replacement Unit.