Sperm Donation Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful or funny gift for someone who has donated sperm? Our collection highlights the significance and humor of this life event with clever designs on mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that bring a smile and show support.

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Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals. mockup

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

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"I'm in nonprofit work for the money." mockup

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

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'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

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"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..." mockup

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

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'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...' mockup

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

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New life (organ donation)

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"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"I always wondered who got my transplant." mockup

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

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Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic. mockup

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

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'Sorry - I only donate big.'

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Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain mockup

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

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'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!' mockup

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

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Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Vicar prays for money for church repairs. mockup

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

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'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!' mockup

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

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'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.' mockup

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

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"So what blood group are you?"

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"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation." mockup

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

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'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.' mockup

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

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"I've given blood about 20 times. . ." mockup

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

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Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy? mockup

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

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"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise." mockup

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

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Honey badger do care.

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'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.' mockup

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

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Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump." mockup

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

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"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?" mockup

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

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