Sperm Donation Prints

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"So what blood group are you?"

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

Honey badger do care.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

Blood Donor

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."