Sperm Storyteller Prints

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

The Origins of Everything

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."