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'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Is it that bad?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

The Origins of Everything

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"He's a keeper!"

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'It was this big. I swear'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

"I thought it was deeper here."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'