Sperm Donor Pillows

Sperm bank 'Thank you for coming'

Sperm Bank, the bank that likes to say yes... yes!... YES!

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"So what blood group are you?"

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

Blood Donor

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

'Need some kidneys.'

Operating Room.

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"