Food Donor Pillows

"Donated jams today, donated jams tomorrow..."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Honey badger do care.

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"Done saving the world for today."

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

Grapes Drinking Blood

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

A donor overcomes fear and risk with data and transparency in order to get funding.

Organ Donation Clinic

Donate to the poorest of the poor...Haitian relief.

"Just scan the QR code."

'I can't believe it. The same woman who sends me to my room for staining my clothes just donated money for stained glass.'

Food bank.

'I thought they told you that any donation, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated.'

'I gave all I had to the poor, and then some rich guy came along and gave all he had to me!'