Food Donor T-Shirts

"Donated jams today, donated jams tomorrow..."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Honey badger do care.

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"Done saving the world for today."

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

A donor overcomes fear and risk with data and transparency in order to get funding.

Donate to the poorest of the poor...Haitian relief.

Organ Donation Clinic

'I thought they told you that any donation, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated.'

'I can't believe it. The same woman who sends me to my room for staining my clothes just donated money for stained glass.'

"Just scan the QR code."

Food bank.