Organ Donor T-Shirts

Reunion of organ donors

'It appears that Medical Science has turned down the offer of my body.'

Organ Replacement Unit.

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

New life (organ donation)

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Pig heart donation saves human life

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

The shakedown escalates.

"I just ate my organ donor card."

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."