Organ Donation T-Shirts

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'Need some kidneys.'

"And sign here if you'd like to see his organs become more involved in community theatre."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

'He donated his body to medical research...'

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

New life (organ donation)

"He donated his brain to science."

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

City Morgue Parts Dept.

"I was just glad to get the transplant I needed without having to sacrifice an animal donor."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Dead body in coffin offers his heart for donation to the delight of a woman

Organ Replacement Unit.

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

'Very admirable, but how am I expected to keep track of your donated lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, cornea's etc?' Donor at the gates of heaven.

'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"It gets worse, she's demanding custody of the kidney she donated to you back in '84."

"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

"So what blood group are you?"