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Organ Donor

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

Pig heart donation saves human life

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

The shakedown escalates.

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

A vein of vampires

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

'Good news - the price of rice is up seven cents a pound.'

'Need some kidneys.'