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'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Pig heart donation saves human life

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The shakedown escalates.

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

"I just ate my organ donor card."

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

'Since my bone marrow transplant, the dog doesn't know me!'

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'