Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?
Blood Donors Gifts
Looking for a way to honor a blood donor or encourage a generous act? Our creative collection features witty and warm items that celebrate the bravery and kindness of blood donors, perfect for gifting and inspiring ongoing generosity.
"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"
"So what blood group are you?"
Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain
The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.
Blood donor centre
"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."
Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.
'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'
Blood Donor
Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.
"I hope this thing is free-range!"
(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic
'OK, who wants to be a hero?'
'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'
A vein of vampires
Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.
'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'
"What do you mean I'm not your type?"
"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"
Operating Room.
American Red Cross and Pub
'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'
"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."
Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!
Grapes Drinking Blood
'Sorry, you're not my type.'
Bad Blood.
Sperm Bank, the bank that likes to say yes... yes!... YES!
"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."
"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."
'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'
Sperm bank 'Thank you for coming'
'It appears that Medical Science has turned down the offer of my body.'
Reunion of organ donors
Blood Donors Gifts Collection
Blood Donors Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating blood donors—perfect for thanking your hero or inspiring others to share the gift of life.
Blood Donors Pillows
Find comfy pillows with messages that celebrate blood donors and bring warmth and appreciation to any home or office.
Blood Donors Prints
Decorate with inspiring prints that honor blood donors—great for inspiring gratitude and encouraging more lifesaving donations.
Blood Donors T-Shirts
Discover witty and heartfelt t-shirts designed to honor blood donors and spread awareness about the importance of donating.