Blood Donation Heroes Gifts

Blood Donor

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Dancing Doctor

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'What's holding him up?'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Medical Examinations.

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

'Very funny!'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"You call all this a side effect?"

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

The Return of the Germ

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

"First, do no harm. After that, go nuts."

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

"They also left a pamphlet on the benefits of breast feeding."

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.