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'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

National Everything Awareness Day

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"So what blood group are you?"

"Thank you."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

Man taking Black Pudding to a Blood Bank

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

BLESS THE NHS and DAMN THE DIY

A vein of vampires

"We’re ready when you are!"

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'