Blood Donor Coordinator Pillows

Blood donor centre

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

"Hello sir? I believe your name is Grant. Would you mind if I ask you a few questions about yourself?"

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"So what blood group are you?"

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'Loosing your job managing the community centre was obviously a blow...but luckily we have come up with a volunteering opportunity for you...'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

Hospital recycling bank.

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

The shakedown escalates.

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

"I just ate my organ donor card."

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

'I'd like to know who the genius is in corporate who built our new distribution center right next to the Olympic Archery Training compound.'

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

A vein of vampires

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

Despatch Dept - Sorry, your order is late sir, everybody's away on an 'Improve Customer Relations' course.

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'