Blood Drive Organizer Pillows

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Unanimous voting.

Sloth 10K.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

A catch-all is born.

"So what blood group are you?"

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Blood donor centre

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

The shakedown escalates.

"We ran into a marathon."

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"I just ate my organ donor card."

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

To do list

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'