Organ Donor Coordinator Pillows

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

"I just ate my organ donor card."

'Very admirable, but how am I expected to keep track of your donated lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, cornea's etc?' Donor at the gates of heaven.

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

Recycling - body parts.

"Hold on, hold on. We can't do this. He's an organ donor."

City Morgue Parts Dept.

"What organs have you got on offer?"

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

"Hello sir? I believe your name is Grant. Would you mind if I ask you a few questions about yourself?"

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

'Loosing your job managing the community centre was obviously a blow...but luckily we have come up with a volunteering opportunity for you...'

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Blood donor centre

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

The shakedown escalates.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."