Blood Donation Campaign Gifts

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Blood donor centre

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

Blood Donor

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Man taking Black Pudding to a Blood Bank

A vein of vampires

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

American Red Cross and Pub

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Grapes Drinking Blood

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Bad Blood.

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

To bolster the nation's blood supply, the Red Cross genetically engineers giant mosquitoes that instinctively deposit their loads in a blood bank.

Blood Bank

Bets on fainting after giving blood