Blood Donation Day Gifts

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

Blood donor centre

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

Blood Donor

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

A vein of vampires

'Need some kidneys.'

Operating Room.

American Red Cross and Pub