World Blood Donor Day Gifts

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Blood donor centre

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Safe driver.

"So what blood group are you?"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

Hospital recycling bank.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

Blood Donor

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

A vein of vampires

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

American Red Cross and Pub

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

'When she said she was looking for a man with a heart, I found out she meant she was looking for an organ donor for her cousin.'

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Bad Blood.

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

Greeting Cards/Get Well, Donor.