World Blood Donor Day Mugs

Blood donor centre

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"So what blood group are you?"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Safe driver.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

Hospital recycling bank.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

Blood Donor

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

A vein of vampires

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

'When she said she was looking for a man with a heart, I found out she meant she was looking for an organ donor for her cousin.'

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Bad Blood.

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

Greeting Cards/Get Well, Donor.

"It's your wife! She says have you got your organ donor card?"

'It appears that Medical Science has turned down the offer of my body.'