National Blood Donor Month Mugs

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

MLK

Martin Luther King

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"So what blood group are you?"

Safe driver.

'Do you have any books about Malcolm the tenth?'

Rosa Parks and the Segregation Bus.

Blood donor centre

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

Hospital recycling bank.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

Blood Donor

"Any thoughts on how we might mark black history month?"

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

A bunch of people with balloons celebrate 'National Volunteer Week.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Did you celebrate Barack Obama yesterday? Why? Because it was President's Day and it's Black History Month. I celebrated half of him. When do you celebrate the other half? St. Patrick's Day. But he's only part Irish. West Fester.

Operating Room.

American Red Cross and Pub

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

'When she said she was looking for a man with a heart, I found out she meant she was looking for an organ donor for her cousin.'

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

Grapes Drinking Blood

Booker T Washington

Martin Luther King Jr.

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Black History is American History