Organ Donor Awareness Mugs

'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Pig heart donation saves human life

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The shakedown escalates.

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

"I just ate my organ donor card."

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

'Need some kidneys.'

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

'When she said she was looking for a man with a heart, I found out she meant she was looking for an organ donor for her cousin.'

"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."