Blood Donation Drive Gifts

American Red Cross and Pub

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Blood donor centre

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

Blood Donor

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Man taking Black Pudding to a Blood Bank

Vikings trying to get in - "Calm yourselves the jumble sale doesn't start for another five minutes."

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

A vein of vampires

'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Bad Blood.

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

Blood Bank

Bets on fainting after giving blood