"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"
Blood Donor Advocate Prints
Decorate their space with art prints that highlight the importance and heroism of blood donor advocates—beautiful, motivational, and designed to inspire.
"What do you mean I'm not your type?"
"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"
"I always wondered who got my transplant."
"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"
"So what blood group are you?"
"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."
"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."
'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'
Pig heart donation saves human life
Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.
"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."
Blood donor centre
Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?
Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.
"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"
Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."
The shakedown escalates.
(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic
'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'
'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'
'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'
"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."
Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.
'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'
"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."
"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."
'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'
A vein of vampires
'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'
Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.
'Good news - the price of rice is up seven cents a pound.'
'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'
Operating Room.
'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'
Blood Donor Advocate Prints Collection
Blood Donor Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs tailored for blood donor advocates—perfect for morning coffee or to brighten their day with a touch of humor.
Blood Donor Advocate Pillows
Find cozy pillows featuring messages of gratitude and inspiration for blood donor advocates—adding warmth and motivation to any room.
Blood Donor Advocate T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that celebrate blood donor advocates—wear their passion proudly and spread awareness wherever they go.