Blood Donor Awareness Prints

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

"So what blood group are you?"

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Blood donor centre

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

Hospital recycling bank.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

Blood Donor

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

A vein of vampires

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

American Red Cross and Pub

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

'When she said she was looking for a man with a heart, I found out she meant she was looking for an organ donor for her cousin.'

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Bad Blood.

Organ Donor

'Very admirable, but how am I expected to keep track of your donated lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, cornea's etc?' Donor at the gates of heaven.