Blood Donor Awareness Prints

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"So what blood group are you?"

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Blood donor centre

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

Hospital recycling bank.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

Blood Donor

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

A vein of vampires

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

'When she said she was looking for a man with a heart, I found out she meant she was looking for an organ donor for her cousin.'

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Bad Blood.

'Very admirable, but how am I expected to keep track of your donated lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, cornea's etc?' Donor at the gates of heaven.

Organ Donor

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."