Bland Fashion Analyst Gifts

Searching for a clever gift for a bland fashion analyst? Our collection combines humor and creativity, offering amusing mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that add personality to their everyday accessories. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh while analyzing trends and making style statements.

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The Bland Leading the Bland

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'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.' mockup

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

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'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.' mockup

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

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Fashionista

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"Apparently, he's well over 100 now." mockup

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

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Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point. mockup

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

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"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?" mockup

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

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If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat. mockup

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

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'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.' mockup

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

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Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality mockup

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

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If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it. mockup

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

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"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!" mockup

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

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'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.' mockup

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

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'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?' mockup

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

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Man wearing boxer shorts being tossed out of Café with waiter adding 'No Pants, No Service' to window sign.

Man wearing boxer shorts being tossed out of Café with waiter adding 'No Pants, No Service' to window sign. mockup

Man wearing boxer shorts being tossed out of Café with waiter adding 'No Pants, No Service' to window sign.

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Midlife Madness

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'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell mockup

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

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'Dang animal activist! I'm wearing mink because I am one!'

'Dang animal activist! I'm wearing mink because I am one!' mockup

'Dang animal activist! I'm wearing mink because I am one!'

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'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

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'That sweater would fit you better if you would diet.' 'Okay, what colour should I dye it?'

'That sweater would fit you better if you would diet.' 'Okay, what colour should I dye it?' mockup

'That sweater would fit you better if you would diet.' 'Okay, what colour should I dye it?'

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'What about her hair? Doesn't anyone care about her hair?'

'What about her hair? Doesn't anyone care about her hair?' mockup

'What about her hair? Doesn't anyone care about her hair?'

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'Because if you go out wearing leg warmers on your arms you'll look rediculous!'

'Because if you go out wearing leg warmers on your arms you'll look rediculous!' mockup

'Because if you go out wearing leg warmers on your arms you'll look rediculous!'

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"For crying out loud, stop calling those your 'fat pants.'"

"For crying out loud, stop calling those your 'fat pants.'" mockup

"For crying out loud, stop calling those your 'fat pants.'"

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'I'll tell you why I have a beard if you tell me why you shave yours off every day...'

'I'll tell you why I have a beard if you tell me why you shave yours off every day...' mockup

'I'll tell you why I have a beard if you tell me why you shave yours off every day...'

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"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."

"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary." mockup

"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."

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Living on the Wild Side (for timid guys)

Living on the Wild Side (for timid guys) mockup

Living on the Wild Side (for timid guys)

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"The ads just says 'Everybody in Leather' - they don't say how much."

"The ads just says 'Everybody in Leather' - they don't say how much." mockup

"The ads just says 'Everybody in Leather' - they don't say how much."

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Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane. mockup

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

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Menswear Changing Room. "Are you serious?"

Menswear Changing Room. "Are you serious?" mockup

Menswear Changing Room. "Are you serious?"

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Gary couldn't tell if people were serious or actually making fun of his new haircut. ('Hey! Nice hat!')

Gary couldn't tell if people were serious or actually making fun of his new haircut. ('Hey! Nice hat!') mockup

Gary couldn't tell if people were serious or actually making fun of his new haircut. ('Hey! Nice hat!')

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'I'm not a fashion model, I just can't afford to eat.'

'I'm not a fashion model, I just can't afford to eat.' mockup

'I'm not a fashion model, I just can't afford to eat.'

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"What exquisite taste, my dear! Your dress, made from cotton produced by forced labour, goes wonderfully with the blood diamond on your lovely finger!"

"What exquisite taste, my dear! Your dress, made from cotton produced by forced labour, goes wonderfully with the blood diamond on your lovely finger!"

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