Birth Of A Baby Gifts

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

'My god, he's insane.'

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

Breastfeeding

'The more you drink the more I produce.'

The first and last male sponsored baby shower.

Baby looking up at mobile made of mobile phones.

'Well, he certainly has his father's love of the bottle.'

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Congratulations, Mrs Foopster!! It's a bouncing baby boy!!"

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

My lockdown baby "socialising"

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

A breastfeeding child learns music

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

Chilly baby.

'We mustn't frighten the new baby...'

Stork Swinging Baby.

"Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby tax deduction"

"He sent his first text message!"

'That's strange. No ingredient labelling anywhere!'

"That's mine."

A midwife holding a baby

A death in the family

'Remember 'back in the day'. . . about 15 minuted ago.'

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Hush a bye baby

'Congratulations guys! It's a Buoy!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Radio gaa gaa

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

"It's a boy! Of course, you're entitled to seek a second opinion."