Birth Of A Baby Pillows

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

'My god, he's insane.'

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

Breastfeeding

'The more you drink the more I produce.'

Baby looking up at mobile made of mobile phones.

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Congratulations, Mrs Foopster!! It's a bouncing baby boy!!"

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

'Well, he certainly has his father's love of the bottle.'

"Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby tax deduction"

"He sent his first text message!"

Stork Swinging Baby.

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

'That's strange. No ingredient labelling anywhere!'

'We mustn't frighten the new baby...'

Chilly baby.

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

A breastfeeding child learns music

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

My lockdown baby "socialising"

A midwife holding a baby

'Congratulations guys! It's a Buoy!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Radio gaa gaa

Hush a bye baby

"Well, hello, auntie and uncle!"

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

'Remember 'back in the day'. . . about 15 minuted ago.'

A death in the family

"That's mine."

"I've been trending since 9:18 am."