Binary Code Decoders Gifts

"Then the hard drive says to the floppy, 110010001110011..."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

The Digital Family

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

Binary Man

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

Complexity Made Simple.

DIY horror.

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

Information vs. confusion

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"I have some character-building news for you."

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

DNA explained.

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

Gin-etic Engineering

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

'Baby and Child Care Guidelines'

"This is my voice mail."

Robot with a sense of humour.

Marooned Optometrist

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

Text/Subtext Message