Binary Code Decoder Gifts

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

The Digital Family

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Binary Man

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

DIY horror.

'Physical or Social Science?'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Information vs. confusion

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

Gin-etic Engineering

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

'Baby and Child Care Guidelines'

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

"It says to sign, and then print my name... can I use the school printer?"

'Is this a Greek restaurant?'

Robot with a sense of humour.

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

"This is my voice mail."