Binary Code Decoder Gifts

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

The Digital Family

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Binary Man

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

DIY horror.

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

'Physical or Social Science?'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

Information vs. confusion

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

DNA explained.

Gin-etic Engineering

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

'Baby and Child Care Guidelines'

"It says to sign, and then print my name... can I use the school printer?"

'Is this a Greek restaurant?'

"This is my voice mail."

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