Binary Code Decoders Pillows

"Then the hard drive says to the floppy, 110010001110011..."

The Digital Family

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

Binary Man

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

Complexity Made Simple.

DIY horror.

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

Information vs. confusion

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"I have some character-building news for you."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

Gin-etic Engineering

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

'Baby and Child Care Guidelines'

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

"This is my voice mail."

Robot with a sense of humour.

Marooned Optometrist

Text/Subtext Message