Bidding Warrior Gifts

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

House hunting is cruel.

America's Biggest Export...

'Enough EBAY already!'

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"Well, they were the low bidders."

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"My bid falls between my two competitors'. By using twigs, my design is more structurally sound than straw, yet more cost-effective than brick."

"I'm off to the sales!"

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five."

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

"Hello?"

'Have you been reading the financial pages again?'

Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number

Rodin's Late Arriver

This is the twenty-first century, silly --- Log onto eBay and make a bid!

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

Man bids at Internet auction site